tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040205359373904435.post4403034317341677029..comments2023-12-06T03:38:42.140-05:00Comments on Blogiverse - Talking About Everything: Sometimes People Make me Sick!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12565621013251370015noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040205359373904435.post-38165920960793089172009-08-12T01:22:07.558-04:002009-08-12T01:22:07.558-04:00There's a special place in Hades for people th...There's a special place in Hades for people that do that to another! <br /><br />It's illegal to desecrate a corpse so why isn't it illegal to keep someone on life support after they're brain dead?Shadow101679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040205359373904435.post-22925090681238077812009-08-05T10:59:11.123-04:002009-08-05T10:59:11.123-04:00P.S. Confucius say: He who farts in church, sits a...<b>P.S.</b> Confucius say: <i>He who farts in church, sits alone in pew.</i><br /><br />Some dirty ditties:<br /><br /><i>Beans, beans, are good for your heart;<br />The more you eat, the more you fart;<br />The more you fart, the better you feel;<br />So eat your beans at every meal.</i><br /><br /><i>Beans, beans, the musical fruit;<br />The more you eat, the more you toot;<br />The more you toot, the more you smell;<br />So choke on them, and fart in hell.</i><br /><br /><i>Fart, fart, my arse is calling;<br />Must be the beans that I ate morning;<br />Quick march to the lavatory;<br />Missed the pan, oh what a calamity;<br />Sorry, darling, I didn't mean it;<br />Here's a mop, you go and clean it.</i>The_Self-preservation_Societyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07880280894831883225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040205359373904435.post-1209243895928866442009-08-05T06:22:39.978-04:002009-08-05T06:22:39.978-04:00"So, make sure you have a living will! Do the...<i>"So, make sure you have a living will! Do the thing that Americans really suck at: PLAN! For fuck's sake people, it's not that hard."</i><br /><br />I'm gonna get myself a tattoo on my chest with the words: "I CASE OF BRAIN DAMAGE: DO NOT RESUSITATE!" <br /><br /><i>"And to the people who are using their elderly relatives in this way... I hope you're proud of yourself."</i><br /><br />Now you know why some elderly people stipulate in their last Will & Testament for their entire fortune to go towards the care of their cats and/or dogs!<br /><br /><i>"By the way, 8 year olds LOVE fart jokes! They were telling me some good ones!"</i><br /><br />There are some places where you should <a href="http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Pictures/fartinaspacesuit.jpg" rel="nofollow">never fart...</a><br /><br />Also, whatever you do, <b>never</b> commit a capital crime in <a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2528/3791006245_486b13bfc3_o.jpg" rel="nofollow">Mexico...</a>The_Self-preservation_Societyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07880280894831883225noreply@blogger.com