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13 January 2011

Bill O'Reilly is a fucking moron

Okay, saying Billo is a fucking moron is like proclaiming that water is wet...  But with him on air proclaiming that sunrises and tides are somehow divine, he is bordering on being a Poe of himself.  Seriously, did he miss 7th grade science?  And furthermore, his assertion that the sun goes up and goes down is contradicted by his very own book of fables...

Yes, in Joshua, the genocidal gawd bastard decides that Joshua needs more daylight to murder all the Amorites.  In this section, of the fables, the primitive, illiterate goat herders treat the sun like a local object.  They have no idea that the sun is a giant ball of gas that is approximately 93 million miles away.  Furthermore, they have no idea that the motion of the sun is actually caused by the motion of the earth beneath their feet.  So to them, it's not at all odd that no one else on the planet noticed this event.  Yet, in the real world, even if somehow the gawd delusion managed to stop the earth from rotating, why didn't anyone else on the whole planet notice?  And don't even bother with the whole made up aspect of the story, since the Isrealites never defeated the Amorites, since they had left the region long before.  But that's another inconsistent aspect from the book of fables that is also conveniently ignored by the delusional...

Anyway, Stephen Colbert is a genius, and Neil deGrasse Tyson is even more so a genius.  So this clip amuse me, my wife, and also my daughter.  We couldn't believe Billo's idiocy, but Stephen and Neil take it on with comedic brilliance.  Although, to be fair and honest, I think Neil's explanation left a lot to be desired, but then having Stephen ringing a bell and proclaiming you holy can be rather distracting.


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